Smiley Face has become a strange reality.

Ok, there’s this cult classic movie called Smiley Face, and the main protagonist pays a lot for a bed. I now feel this happiness. No more squeaks. No more tossing and turning. I’m really excited. You can tell by the periods (.) You know what? Period in parentheses kind of looks like what would cause a period. Just saying. Mattresses and periods. Hand in hand.